The Author is a mid-twenties-something flailing through Los Angeles on a deranged quest to become his generation’s preeminent (and only) celebrity author of fiction. Fueled by many drugs and a megalomaniacal ambition, The Author devises a master plan to first become a famous actor (as if that’s easier). So begins The Author’s cavalcade of debauchery—crashing celebrity parties, dating influencers to leach their followers, lying his way onto Hollywood sets, and eventually descending into addiction, crime, and despair. Somehow, absurdly, The Author manages to rise from the ashes and manifest his dreams, becoming the A-list star we all know and celebrate, and makes good on fulfilling his boyhood promise to write that damn novel.


